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Here are the top 26 things learned while wandering around Washington, DC this week:
1. Don't leave your fine valuables with Ellen "sticky fingers" Dykes
2. Blanket-stealing is not a conscious effort:
3. Don't tell Kate "tender toes" Roberts her dress looks like a table cloth
4. Don't try to slide sideways in flip-flops
5. Don't order a Caesar salad with balsamic vinaigrette
6. Don't eat a pork sandwich while wearing a PETA sticker
7. If you make a paper cigarette, make sure it's not hollow
8. If you run over a cellphone...twice...and repair it with duck tape...it still works!
9. Don't take pictures of a sleeping person with funny signs on their heads
10. Dont' forget deodorant on a 4-day trip
11. It is a 30-minute ordeal to wake up Sarah "Dramamine Queen" Illing up in the morning
12. Some people are very territorial about the bathroom
13. Green shirts don't go with orange and white skirts
14. Don't forget your jacket on a cold "a-double snakes" day
15. There are some "D-triple star" cool ways to cuss
16. If you take a picture of someone ont he toilet, make sure it's authentic-looking
17. Don't stay up all night and then try to function on 2 dramamines the next day
18. Don't scream if someone has savagely bashes your head while sitting three-to-a-seat on a bus...even if it swells for 2 hours
19. Don't latch the door and then take a shower
20. Washington, DC, was, in fact, contrary to popular belief, named for George Washington
21. The Vietnam Wall Memorial is not the WWII memorial.
22. Everything does relate to an episode of South Park
23. Don't drop your Canon Powershot A-75 before going on a 4-day trip because it causes camera schizophrenia
24. Then don't show your friends how much memory is left on that handy-dandy camera and accidently format your disk....
25. To see the fancy reading room in the Library of Congress you must be wearing a large, lime-green baseball cap
26. It is, indeed, a 5-minute walk and a 2 1/2 minute run from the Eternal Flame in Arlington Cemetery to the main entrance of Arlington.
That was quite an educational experience! |